Ten bucks says Rapunzel’s hair is also a portal.
BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVERYTHING IS A PORTAL… Magic beans, Jefferson’s hat, ruby slippers, magic mirrors, Pan’s shadow, Pegasus feathers, mermaids…
But no, Rumple, you needed a 28 year curse to get to our world because apparently EVERYONE BUT YOU HAS A WAY TO JUMP REALMS.
Rumple “The Most Powerful Magic Being In The Land” stiltskin
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
daily reminder to compliment a woman on something other than her appearance
Hatred toward Cho Chang and Lavender Brown and adoration toward Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape, a study in misogyny, sexism and double-standards by me.
those tags are beautiful