my friend took me out for a photo shoot and we went to this beautiful little spot in a park I’d never seen before
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
It’s called an aura. It’s like a metallic taste in my mouth.
You don’t have to lie, Erica. What’s it really taste like?
It tastes like
b l o o d.
this is the best fucking song that has ever graced my ears I haven’t even faced a potential breakup as bad as Aly & Aj’s but everytime I hear this song I want to go fucking kick somebody in the crotch for doing me wrong and ignoring me on my stupid birthday god damn I fucking love this mid 2000’s pop song so much
i’m so upset oh my god
do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
i hope saul wants to make out tomorrow because i want to make out
Maybe what I really wanted to say was…
I wish I could’ve helped you.
Welcome to the United States of America.
What the actual fuck.
dude if you make bill nye scowl, you need to re-evaluate your relevance to this planet
You guys want to know why the government doesn’t want us to use renewable resources???? BECAUSE THEN THEY MAKE NO MONEYYYYYY.
when you follow someone and they follow back immediately
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.