So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
omfg her face
Thanks for spending our education budget on fighter jets to ensure ‘edge’ in our ‘regional’ defense Abbott. Seriously, the most dangerous thing in Australia is probably a fucking box jellyfish and I don’t think a fighter jet (a model that’s been plagued with issues too) is going to help with that. Someone needs to throw a vegemite sandwich at this idiot.
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits
The comedy of errors as they have to fake having sex so someone can overhear and one of them starts badly mimicking dimly-recalled pornos and the other panics and shouts, “Put your back into it!!?”
What Hannibal’s really thinking (WTF edition)
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
why do straight girls love james franco idgi
Joan walking around in a sweater that says ‘polyamory <3’ with a lot of sparkles. Too many sparkles. Sherlock is going a bit overboard on the sweaters.
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
Peter Parker being an adorable cutie (◡‿◡✿)